For this afternoon. First get off the sofa, but not until I've finished this, removed my laptop from my lap, had a drink........

Then I must go for a walk, I must go for a walk, I must go for a walk. No matter how many times I write that it looks the same, sounds the same, smells the same, unless I move to a parallel universe then perhaps, maybe, there could be slight differences, but I doubt it. One day somebody will write an epic, best selling book on the subject. Will I get any credit for the original idea? I'll sue the buggers if I don't. As for the movies rights, let's just not go there.

Then it will be time to take over the kitchen again. Cake and curry, what more could a man ask for? You could answer that if you like but it isn't necessary, you are not in any way obliged to come up with any interesting, amusing, thought provoking answer at all.